Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Dear delicious looking apple:

you were not delicious.

in addition to not being delicious, you were bruised. I am rather upset at my poor choice in fruit.

I guess you weren't that disgusting after I cut you..
but you were still more trouble then you were worth.

next time, I'm going to eat a pear, and there's nothing you can do about it. take that, only semi-delicious apple.

with love,
somebody who is no longer in danger of getting scurvy.

1 comment:

  1. Apples only contain 13% of your daily vitamin c. You ARE still at risk of scurvy. Perhaps your poor choice in fruit was worse than you realised.

    -Chris Beiser.

    PS. You had better read this.