you were not delicious.
in addition to not being delicious, you were bruised. I am rather upset at my poor choice in fruit.
I guess you weren't that disgusting after I cut you..
but you were still more trouble then you were worth.
next time, I'm going to eat a pear, and there's nothing you can do about it. take that, only semi-delicious apple.
somebody who is no longer in danger of getting scurvy.